Qwerpline Ep27 - Farmer Bumper's Cornhole

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Derek is on location for the grand opening of Father Bumper's new and improved corn maze, and the Nsburg History Museum has a racy new exhibit.

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S2E01 Titlecard

Date: August 18, 2019

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner

Editing: Kathleen De Vere, Coriander Dickinson

Graphics: Graham Stark

Illustrations: Featherweight

Runtime: 18:55

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Sadie Caspersen brings us the weather:

  • Monday - Rainy
  • Tuesday - Rainy
  • Wednedsay - Rainy
  • Thursday - Rainy
  • Friday - Rainy
  • Saturday - Gorgeous for the wedding
  • Sunday - Rainy
  • Next Monday - Rainy
  • Next Tuesday - Rainy

On the Phone

Rosemary Saltsmith, Nsburg History Museum Curator, tells us about the current rotating exhibit at the Museum - a collection of historical dirty dictionaries and thesauri from Nsburg's past. The exhibit is open 1100 to 1300 weekdays, except Tuesdays and Fridays, and Wednedsay this week.


Traffic is backed up on Highway 3 for at least 2 miles, perhaps because Richter is flying low. The Qwopter is overloaded with cargo in the form of "helicopter hounds", with many hanging below as there is not enough space inside with the mastiff in there.

Live on Location

Derek is over at Bumper Crops' Farms, reporting on the re-opening of the corn maze with Corn Hole Owner and Ex-Reverend Granton Bumper.

After the Break

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