Qwerpline Ep10 - Key To The City
It's news, traffic, and arts today on QWRP, plus Aldersm'n Alex has to take off for some civic business.
Date: February 2, 2016
Editing and Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan
"A Steppe Below!"
A slogan born from a woeful misunderstanding of both geological physiology and of slogans.
Much to the chagrin of Aldersm'n Alex, Summer Intern Derek is awarded they key to the city for his role in the rescue of the maze runners from the run tunnels.
- "Geyserwatch 2016" is in effect. "Old Blowey, the Therpston blowhole", a volcanic geyser is set to erupt as it does exactly once a year though nobody can say when. Despite bylaws, the county bets on when it will happen. Also the Town Hall has a special on a drink called the "Geyser", consisting of three shots of rum, two liters of diet coke, and a mentos.
- Police warns of a new street drug called "Durian".
Let's Go to the Phones
Barbara Duley calls in to inform the birders of nsburg about a brown thrum that has appeared in the Frampton Downs Nature Park. The bird is then devoured by a miniature pinscher with a parachute.
Among the features of the brown thrum are:
- Small, brown, bird, about 3 inches high
- Brown head, brown tail, slightly darker brown wings, brown beak
- Tan feet
- Likes water features such as birdbaths
- Its song is one sustained tweet, one note, one tone, 12 seconds long
It's the Arts
Percussion group "Stimp" has finished its sold out run in nsburg, and the "Nsburg Primal Scream Therapy Men's Choir" is holding their annual recital.
- Get Wet Dinette Set
Make a splash at your next dinner party and soak your guests with the only dinner table functioning as a water park! The Get Wet Dinette Set! Made from Waterproof chinette!
- Richter now owns a controlling share in "Dee's Discount Pet Shop".
- Little league sideball is about to start
- A new stamp worth -3 cents is introduced to offset a drop in postage rates. The stamp depicts the East Sump Acres Culvert Grid and Sewage Outflow.
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