Qwerpline Ep07 - Debatable

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The emergency bi-election for new county Aldersm'n is well underway, no matter how disruptive it may be.

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Ep.07 Titlecard

Date: December 1, 2015

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner

Editing: Graham Stark

Graphics: Graham Stark

Illustrations: Featherweight

Runtime: 14:43

Slogan: "Where the sky meets!"

  • That's "meets" with two e-s

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Richter spends his time running for office on-air, and has emptied the copier to make pamphlets that he is airdropping all over nsburg. At the very end they get actual traffic (5 car pileup on highway 3)

Therpston County All-Candidates Mass-Debate

When asked how to deal with Racoons in the pool, Korb Fortress recommends giving funding to the recycling center to better process the animals, and to export refined rabies. Various plans for creating a memorial to Richard Therpston include

  • Sawdust “impregnated” with Mr. Hinkley’s perfumes
  • A memorial to Gaea which doubles as a dreamcatcher
  • Taxing the consumption of statues
  • Simply asking Mr. Therpston what he wants (not realizing he's dead)
  • Whatever they want as long as it isn’t in Gunderson’s backyard
  • Working as a team
  • Raging against the electoral process
  • Building a statue in every town in the county

It comes to light that Derek thinks he has the ghost of Richard Therpston inside of him. The room devolved into chaos soon after. Somebody calls the police

Coming up

  • A-Train gives an impassioned speech about who Therpston county is perfect and nobody should wish to change it
  • Nsburg PD has deputized the girl scouts to maintain order at the debate

The tourism board is preparing for the annual chestnut count


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  • There were 67 candidates for alderman
  • Nsburg’s money has some reference as to the current harvest queen, and would need to be reprinted in the event of succession to the throne
  • 25 degrees of nsburg are encompassed in a partial circle by Nsburg ring road. The rest was never completed
  • The traffic qwopter flies 4600 feet above the city
  • The “2 minutes total” for answering Edith’s question took 2 minutes for the first 3 candidates, and an additional 1 minute 30 seconds for the fourth candidate, at which point Edith calls *time and then allows the next candidate to answer
  • There is a prince of Greensborough, his name is Steve and he’s very nice
  • This was the second day of debates to end in fisticuffs
  • Derek thinks that Richard Therpston’s Ghost is living inside him
  • This is the first episode to feature 2 characters with the same voice actor speaking directly to each other (Kathleen, with Edith and Mcfeels)

Dramatis Personae

  • Announcer - Beej
  • Big G-Money - Graham
  • A-Train - Alex
  • Richter Hammockslam - Ian
  • Ball Hinkley - Beej
  • Edith Slump - Kathleen
  • Korb Fortress, esq - Ian
  • Kendra Tiltington - Kathleen
  • Lorna Schlitzwhistle - Kathleen
  • Justice Zeth - Graham
  • Happy Gunderson - Alex
  • Chet Buntsman - Ian
  • Melissa Mcfeels - Kathleen
  • Richard “Dick” Therpston III - Ian
  • Derek - Beej
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