Phailhaus - 05

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Graham and Dark Jedi Paul, together at last.

Vital Statistics

Graham doesn't know the power of the Dark Side of the Phail

Date: April 10, 2008

Category: Phailhaus

Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Edited by: Graham Stark

Word of the Day: aflattus

Synopsis

• Florida introduces a "Take your guns to work" law.
• Russian tanks will be fitted with rubber soles to protect the cobblestones of Red Square.
• A man in South Dakota has been arrested for threatening people with a bow and arrow.
• Postal workers in Wisconsin must deal with the threat of wild turkeys.
• The crown-prince of Dubai bought a camel for $2.7 million.
• One-upping last episode's robbers calling a cab as a getaway vehicle, a robber called a cab to his house to take him to the robbery, then home again.

Trivia

• Paul is not in fact a Sith Lord, however he is a zombie, and Jer is a Jedi.
• It is entirely possible to turn corners really fast without wearing sneakers.