Phailhaus - 04

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The triumphant return of Ask Kathleen, and the standard serving of phail.

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"Life on earth, it's so delicious!"

Date: March 27, 2008

Category: Phailhaus

Appearing: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere

Edited by: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• Ask Kathleen:
  • No one reads Tim's webcomic.
  • Lance doesn't have $600 to buy Stormtrooper armour and join the 501st Legion.
  • Someone wants advice moving on from someone who isn't into them.
  • Alex wants advice staying focused.
  • Cybertractor has trouble with school and parents.
  • Kathleen recommends some music. (No one asked)
• An Australian man is arrested by police investigating his report of someone having stolen his marijuana plants.
• Vienna has phütball urns. (Soccer urns, if you're American)
• A pair of robbers were caught by police when they addressed their lack of a getaway vehicle by calling a cab.
• A man accused of DUI insists his behaviour was, in fact, caused by the loss of an Oreo.

Trivia

• Features the triumphant return of the Ask Kathleen segment, as originated in the Whatever Thing episode Ask Kathleen!
• This is the first episode to not feature a Word of the Day.