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"Off side!"

Date: June 22, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Alex Steacy, Matt Wiggins

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

  • News Word of the Week: Noose
  • A man with a weasel breaks into an apartment, punches someone in the nose, and flees.
  • Pet cemeteries in New York are no longer allowed to bury pet owners next to their pets.
  • The highest court of the EU reprimands France for not caring for its nation's hamsters.
  • Fly fishermen run out of lures at the hands of hairstylists with feathers.
  • TripAdvisor lists the National Hollerin' Festival in its top 10 things to do this summer.
  • Bonus! A boat named the Titanic 2 takes on water and sinks in the harbor.

Trivia

Hatistics

This week largely saw a hats increase, with a slight prescription eyewear decrease.

  • Shots with Hats: 34.04%.
  • Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.
  • Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 55.32%.
  • Shots with Other Eyewear: 4.26%.
  • Shots with Hatless: 40.43%.

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