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Kathleen just has this completely rational fear...
Date: June 2, 2006
Camera: Lindsay Burnett
Editing: Graham Stark
Location: Kathleen's Apartment in Chetwynd
Graham insists that he and Kathleen need to go hiking, but Kathleen is concerned about bears, and she has a list of totally rational reasons why she should be. The two argue, referencing increasingly obscure but fairly reliable Internet sources regarding the danger posed by bears, ursine and piscine legal counsel, and the centuries-old agreement between bear and shark to remain on land and in sea respectively. Graham has brought enough anti-bear supplies to overcome even Kathleen's resistance, though. The next day, a news anchor reports that the bodies of two hikers have been found in the woods, mauled by sharks.
- Kathleen moans and shades her eyes when light is let into her darkened room, but the door Graham opens is completely transparent.
- Graham and Kathleen are mauled to death.
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