Mullet Bandit & The Blondes

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The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever.

Vital Statistics

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Date: June 1, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

  • Forum comment of the week: "I actually laughed" - TheAmazingHobo (Escapist Forums)
  • News Word of the Week: Newts
  • Chicago police are on the lookout for "The Mullet Bandit".
  • In Brussels (which speaks both Dutch and French) the Metro service has stopped playing French music at their station after complaints from Dutch passengers.
  • The Head of Security of former head of the International Monetary Fund Dominique Strauss-Kahn turns away some guy who tried to bring an inflatable shark and some balloons to his house.
  • According to the warped and twisted mind of Kathleen sexually assaulting someone with an inflatable shark "could be a thing".
  • Sharks use "lateral lines" for sensory perception.
  • Latvia threw a parade of 500 blondes, presumably to cheer its populace up.
  • A German Insurance Agency is sticking by their story that they were photographed at a party snorting salt. They also admitted to hiring twenty prostitutes, which totally helps their story.
  • The Dump Truck - "Protein Blast"
  • Other news sources don't have This Hat.
  • The "porn guy" wears those glasses because of the thermal imaging joke... and to keep his eyes safe from splashback.

Trivia

  • Kathleen's shark outfit was last seen being worn by one of the LARPers in commodoreHUSTLE 09 - Growl
  • This episode has a Feed Dump Rejected episode that can be found on the LRR site, here.

Hatistics

Although hatistics were only introduced in Episode 3, there are still values for this episode.

Shots with Hats: 13.73%

Shots with Wigs: 5.88%

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 15.69%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 9.80%.

Shots with Hatless: 68.63%.


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