Merry Chrimmus!

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It's a special holiday episode of Feed Dump! Stories about sneaking in via the chimney, Christmas trees and brussels sprouts.

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"All I want for Christmas is a penis big enough to get me stuck in a chimney"

Date: December 22, 2017

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: James Turner, Alex Steacy

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • The Leicestershire County Council, in the United Kingdom, is trying to encourage its residents to go for a waste-free Christmas.
  • A would-be burglar from Sacramento decided to sneak into a business the old fashioned way, coming down the chimney like Santa.
    • Except unlike Santa, this man got stuck and had to call 911 to get firefighters to extricate him.
  • Dateline, Jackson, Missouri. Where residents of the Bellhaven neighbourhood are sick of the potholes that are littering their streets and one enterprising resident has come up with a way to warn people away from a particularly large one.
    • They have erected a fully decorated and lighted Christmas tree that turns on at night to warn people that it's there.


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