Meet My Xbone

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CheckPoint takes on the new Xbox One, aka, the Xbone

Vital Statistics

As little as a week after a meme gets to sufficatingly unfunny levels online, you'll see it as a cheevo on your Xbone.

Date: May 27, 2013

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Boom!: Kate Stark

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Television. Sports. Creepy invasions of privacy. XBox! This is CheckPoint.

Stories

  • In order to drum up interest for its Kickstarter, Precursor Games' Dennis Dyack has taken to YouTube with a painful, plodding, 30 minute long video to refute the claims that Dyack's previous company, the now defunct Silicon Knights, wasted the money that Activision gave them for X-Men Destiny on other projects.
  • The Ouya will have the largest booth at E3 this year, if you consider a parking lot a booth and if you consider being across the road being at E3.
  • Last week, in a desperate attempt to steal some hype from Microsoft, Sony released this (blurry) first look of the new PS4.
  • Microsoft gathered the gaming press under the big top for a literal media circus to reveal the next generation of XBox - the XBox One.
  • The Xbone:
    • Is not always online, just mostly always online.
    • The new Kinect has a larger field of view, can track at least 6 people, can track weight distribution, and even determine your mood and your pulse. And you can't turn it off.
    • All Xbone games will be mandatory installs.
    • The Xbone will allow developers to add new achievements to a game without having to release an update.

Coming Up

Softlight Studio's new Vita game is called Men's Room Mayhem. It's just like flight control for people who really need to pee.

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