Killer Instinct Transcript
Transcript for Killer Instinct.
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Transcript
{Scene opens with Tally entering her dark house, and turning on the lights}.
Ken (Graham): Ah!
Michelle (Tally): Oh!
Ken: You startled me!
Michelle: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Ken: No that's fine, I'm sorry I jumped.
Michelle: No no, my fault. Uhm, I have to ask...
Ken: {Looking at bloody knife} Oh right. I guess... {Pans to dead body (Paul)} I guess you would be wondering.
Michelle: Uh-huh. Did... did you kill my husband?
Ken: Uhm. I did a bit, yes.
Michelle: Oh.
Ken: Sorry about that.
Michelle: Well I should hope so, I mean, it's pretty galling if nothing else.
Ken: Yeah, no no, I completely appreciate that. I suppose I should, uhm... Well to start off, my name is Ken.
Michelle: Michelle. {Reaches for handshake}.
Ken: {Looking at bloody knife} Yeah I would, but... Ken, right, and I used to work for your husband over at the plant, but he laid me off last week.
Both: Recession.
Ken: So, uhm, well, murder, really.
Michelle: Revenge. No, it does make sense.
Ken: Yeah.
Michelle: {Looking at dead dog} Is that Sergeant Furface?
Ken: Oh, is that his name?
Michelle: Uh-huh.
Ken: Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I was afraid he might raise an alarm, you know, so...
Michelle: Right.
Ken: It's my first time, obviously.
Michelle: Is it?
Ken: Oh goodness yes, I'm not a serial or anything.
Michelle: Oh. Well, it seems to have gone rather well.
Ken: All in all, yeah, yeah, obviously I hadn't planned on you seeing this, so I'm sorry. I imagine it's pretty unpleasant.
Michelle: Yeah, well, he is the father of my children.
Ken: Oh. About that... Were they upstairs?
Michelle: No, they're still in the car.
Ken: Oh, phew! Sorry, I came in the upstairs window. And, all the adrenaline, blacked out. I was afraid that maybe I'd... {mimicking stabbing}. But anyway, it doesn't matter now, so...
Michelle: Yeah, no, uhm. My mother should be upstairs, but...
Ken: Oh yes. She was actually already dead when I got here.
Michelle: {sighs} Of course.
Ken: Yeah. I'm really sorry. I know how it could be to lose a loved one.
Michelle: Well, you know. She was not well, it was probably her time to go.
Ken: Everyone has a time, right?
Michelle: Right, right.
Ken: Yeah. Well, I feel just awful about this. Can I at least help you clean all this up?
Michelle: No no no no, you know, I should probably let the police do that.
Ken: Yes, right, the police.
Michelle: {Looking around} This isn't my house.
Ken: What?
Michelle: Oh. I do this all the time. It's because we live in a development, all the houses look the same. Same layout, you know?
Ken: But you are Mrs. Sanderson, Bill Sanderson's wife?
Michelle: Oh yeah, yeah.
Ken: Well then who... And what about... {sighs} First time, right?
Michelle: Right, right.
Ken: Oh wow. So you live..?
Michelle: Next door.
Ken: Next door! Oh. And would Bill be home at this time?
Michelle: He should be.
Ken: Really? Wow, okay. Well, great to meet you, but I really should, uhm... Yeah {Runs away}.
Michelle: Hmm. {Realizing} Oh! {Leaves}