|"Manliness is in direct proportion to largeliness!"
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Kathleen discovers that when looking for a job, it is important to play to your strengths.
Date: September 22, 2006
Music: Nate Dorr
Camera: Graham Stark
Editing: Graham Stark
Location: UBC, Vancouver
Kathleen is looking for employment and only finds jobs which are, according to her friend Mike, scatological in nature. Annoyed at the lack of help from him and the lack of fulfilling jobs, Mike suggests a visit to the careers counselor. Kathleen reluctantly agrees to this after declaring she is up for anything except testing horse urine for drug use. The trip turns out to be unhelpful as the counselor suggests Kathleen "help people actualize their material nationalism...in flag form". After finding out about Mike's fancy walking skills and his persuasiveness, Kathleen decides to first start a street side psychology business, then a grammar analysis business. After both fail, Kathleen gets annoyed and tries to chase after Mike, only to be thwarted by his fancy walking skills. Eventually Kathleen ends up at the flag shop that Mike works at.
- Mike really does work at The Flag Shop.
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