Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics

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Have you ever tried to enact diplomatic reform... while tripping balls? Only in Bolivia!

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Date: June 18, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Paul Saunders

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon probably had a pretty exciting 70th birthday in Bolivia when the president of Bolivia gave him a traditional Bolivian cake made with cocoa leaves. Why is that exciting? Those are the leaves used to make cocaine.
  • Dateline: Jackson, Michigan. A man wants to come up with a cunning plan to get some drugs and cell phones to his friends on the inside at the local prison. He puts it all in a football and tries to throw it over the fence. It didn't make it, and he got caught.
  • In Switzerland, a cow was found on the roof of a farmhouse.
  • In Japan, the sex lube grand athletic meet was just held in Tokyo.

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