I'm on a Bus

A parody of Lonely Island's classic hit "I'm on a Boat." Rewritten by Woody Tondorf, and first performed at Desert Bus for Hope 3 by Woody, Morgan, Matt and Jer. Subsequently performed at Desert Bus for Hope 5 (as seen here) by performed by Graham, Matt and Jer.

Lyrics (Desert Bus 5 Version)

(spoken)
(sound effect) (so loud)
We just won a bus ride! To Vegas! 
I'm gonna take Jer! You have to come with me, and Matt you have to come with me. 
And I'll take... Kroze as well. 

(music intro)
Oh Bus! Get your tires ready, it's about to go down!
Everybody on the bus hit the bussin' deck!
Stay in your Sakimori seats! 
James is drivin- Bill's driving this! Let's go!

(sung) 
(all)
I'm on a bus!
I'm on a bus!
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding on a bus!

Take a good hard look at the Sakimori bus. 
(Graham)
I'm on a bus, Sakimori take a look at me!
Rollin' on a bus- there's a tumbleweed!
Streamin' live for the kids so we can't cuss, 
You can't stop us, trendin' topics 'cause we're on a bus!
(Matt)
Trick, I'm Matt Wiggins bitch!
Drinkin' tall soy chai 'cause it's so rich!
I got my Desert Bus! And James Turner's weepin',
He's drivin' busses and you're at home straight gettin' sleepy!
(Graham)
I'm on a school bus!
Doin' tricks and dips, this bus is swerving, gettin' everybody all sick. 
This isn't Borderlands, this is worse as it gets, we're on a bus Sakimori, don't you ever forget. 
(Jer)
I'm on a bus, and
It's really slow, and
I got this tree-shaped ornament for free, man!
I'm the king of the road, on a bus like Rosco
if you on the road, then you're sure not me-oh!
(Graham)
Sit the bus down! This bus is real!
(all)
Bus! I'm on a bus Sakimori! 
Bus, horses! I ride busses Sakimori!
I'm streamin' live with the runners Sakimori!
This bus pulls to the right Sakimori!
(Jer)
If you could see me now!
Stayin' on top like a sacred cow!
(Graham: Sacred cow...)
Gonna get to Vegas with this bus somehow! 
Like Keanu Reeves
(shouts)
DON'T LET THIS BUS GO OVER FIFTY MILES AN HOUR!!!
(Kroze)
Oh yeah, 
Never thought I'd be on a bus, 
(Matt: Let's go...)
James' face has a look of disgust...
Don't start it... look at me! 
(All: All hands on bus!)
Never thought I'd see the day... 
(All: Child's Play!)
When the Desert Bus is comin' my way... 
Believe me when I say: my socks are on James... 
(all)
I'm on a bus!
I'm on a bus!
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm ridin' on a bus!
I'm on a bus!
I'm on a bus!
I'm on a bus!
Child's Play!
Yeah yeah yeah!