Holidays, Pants and Problems

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Sometimes, there are contests you don't feel very good about winning.

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Now tell me Billy, how do you pronounce your last name?

Date: September 18, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Curtis Arnott, Ash Vickers

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • News Word of the Week: NOPE
  • Until recently, if you lived in Greece and worked a desk job in front of a computer, you were given an extra 6 days of paid vacation.
  • Other arcane benefits removed:
    • A regulation allowing unmarried daughters to receive their dead father's pension.
    • A bonus for showing up to work.
  • In Florida, a man who was trying to run away after robbing a church was foiled by his baggy pants. A sheriff pulled his pants down all the way to trip him.
  • A woman in Hawaii is engaged in a legal disagreement with the state because they can not fit her entire legal name on her ID card. Her name: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.
  • In an online poll to raise awareness for endangered species that are ugly, the blobfish has been voted the world's ugliest animal.

Trivia

  • The credits incorrectly list Kathleen as appearing, instead of Graham.

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