Holidays, Pants and Problems

Sometimes, there are contests you don't feel very good about winning.

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Now tell me Billy, how do you pronounce your last name?

Date: September 18, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Curtis Arnott, Ash Vickers

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

News Word of the Week: NOPE
Until recently, if you lived in Greece and worked a desk job in front of a computer, you were given an extra 6 days of paid vacation.
Other arcane benefits removed:
- A regulation allowing unmarried daughters to receive their dead father's pension.
- A bonus for showing up to work.
In Florida, a man who was trying to run away after robbing a church was foiled by his baggy pants. A sheriff pulled his pants down all the way to trip him.
A woman in Hawaii is engaged in a legal disagreement with the state because they can not fit her entire legal name on her ID card. Her name: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.
In an online poll to raise awareness for endangered species that are ugly, the blobfish has been voted the world's ugliest animal.

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