Hewlett Packard's Penis App

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Yep. The people who can't make a printer that can talk to your computer right have an app that can measure your penis. Not sure what else to say there.

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Never again! I'm not going back!

Date: July 30, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Ash Vickers, Cameron Lauder

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

  • A Pennsylvania couple is on probation after trying to cure their son from being afraid of the dark after locking him in the trunk of their car.
  • A new study has revealed that dogs can feel jealousy.
  • Feed dump follow-up: Hewlett Packard has settled out of court with Chubby Checker, best known for his 1960 hit song The Twist, over the use of his name in their "Chubby Checker" penis measuring app.
  • The Oakridge National Laboratory and Educational Practical Facility for the U.S. Department of Energy has canceled one of their employee enrichment course after it was decided that some people might have a problem with the concept of a class to reduce your Southern accent.

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