Hellraiser 8

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This Feed Dump is all about crime. Crime and punishment, crime and crocodiles, cheese crimes, fashion crimes, and avoiding crime by eating surprising things.

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Date: March 4, 2016

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Cameron Lauder

Editing: Ian Horner

Synopsis

  • Updating an earlier story, a man in Canada who was caught smuggling turtles in his pants was sentenced to probation, community service and to write a letter about his experiences.
  • A gang of drug dealers in Amsterdam suffered eleven arrests and the seizure of 300,000 Euros that they had left in a cage being guarded by a pair of crocodiles.
  • Following judicial approval of a class-action lawsuit, Subway will have to ensure their "foot-long" sandwich bread is EXACTLY twelve inches long.
  • A woman was stopped by the TSA at Baltimore-Washington International Airport because she was wearing a pair of stiletto heels that were shaped like guns.
  • FLORIDA STORY (sorta): At a routine traffic stop in Ohio, a fugitive from Tampa, Florida didn't want to be identified so he made the call to chew off his fingertips.

Trivia

  • The day "Thursday" actually came from it originally being called "Thor's Day"
  • Beppo is Superman's pet monkey, much like Krypto the super-dog.
  • "Trudeau" refers to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada at the time of this report.
  • MDMA is also known as "ecstasy".

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