Feed Dump and Chill

Christmas, ISIS, Drugs and Florida. No, it's not cable news, it's Feed Dump!

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And, in twenty minutes, we give you THIS look...

Date: December 16, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Cameron Lauder

Editing: Ian Horner

Deputies in the town of Limerick, Maine decided to check in with someone's Christmas light decoration after his neighbors complained that he had spelled the word "ISIS" in Christmas lights.
- The important subtlety missed out on was that ABOVE the "ISIS" symbol was an illuminated Santa Claus who, through a string of white Christmas lights, was urinating ON the "ISIS" logo.
The school district in Keller, Texas is reviewing a sixth-grade assignment that had students create a step-by-step plan of how to get cocaine from the cartel to the street dealer.
A 22-year-old Florida man, suspected of burglary, managed to get away from police by wading into a lake to throw off the dogs...only to be killed by gators.

A "Columbian necktie" is when they slice a person's throat from ear-to-ear and pull the tongue out through the slit. Yeah,...ick.
"Got feared into the whelps" was a meme from World of Warcraft. It's the same meme where "more dots" came from.