Emo Hair & Other Poop

There may be an entire generation of Emo children that can only see through one eye. Where are their weepy overly dramatic charities with a Sarah McLaughlin song?

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"This red band means I don't gotta touch people's poop anymore."

Date: May 16, 2012

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Paul Saunders, James Turner

Edited by: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• There was no News Word of the Week this week, due to a connection error.
• A member of the Optometrist Association of Australia believes the popularity of the emo haircut that covers one eye will lead to an epidemic of lazy eye.
• Reality TV is influencing baby names.
• The police in Windsor, Ontario are waiting for a man to poop so they can verify that he actually stole the thing that they think he stole.
  • Paul and James have to figure out what's in this Ontarian's poop.
• Someone stole a ski lift.

Trivia

• The hat in this episode (which previously appeared in Van Dump, was donated by forum member (and army Veteran) Lord Hosk. The story behind the hat can be found here.
• The ball James fails to catch is "This Ball" from Inside D&D 4th Edition.

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