Desert Bus 10 - QWERPline
Date: November 17, 2017
Graphics: Brendan "Beej" Dery
Description: Non-Canon Live Qwerpline from Desert Bus 2017
Slogan: "It's a good town Bront."
- "Thank you three people."
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Coming up this weekend is Thurpsgiving. Nsburg's autumnal holiday halfway between American and Canadian thanksgiving. Edith Slump joins in and the crew discuses preparation of the traditional buffturcoon. Which is a racoon, inside a turkey, inside a plains buffalo, the three animals on the Thurpston county crest.
Next week at the Nsburg convention center is Pork Con 2016. Which will feature many kinds of pork, ham and bacon, as well as the world's largest pork rind, as well as an exhibit on the creation of the pork rind.
Live on location
A strange object has been found in the Chumble Flood plane. While summer intern Derek was sent to report on it. However on ride over in the QWERP cqwopter Richtor Hammockslam decided Derek lacked the psychic fortitude to deal with the object, so he left the cqwopter on auto pilot and repelled down.
Richtor examines the object while G-Money and A-Train attempt to get him to describe it. Eventually he opens it up to reveal Nsburg's famous cryptid the Dogeman, who draws him inside.