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Date: November 17, 2017

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner, Ben Ulmer, Andrew_Ferguson

Editing: Live

Graphics: Brendan "Beej" Dery

Description: Non-Canon Live Qwerpline from Desert Bus 2017

Runtime: 30:59

Slogan: "It's a good town Bront."

  • "Thank you three people."

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Coming up this weekend is Thurpsgiving. Nsburg's autumnal holiday halfway between American and Canadian Thanksgiving. Edith Slump joins in and the crew discusses preparation of the traditional buffturccoon. Which is a raccoon, inside a turkey, inside a plains buffalo, the three animals on the Thurpston county crest.

Next week at the Nsburg convention center is Pork Con 2016. Which will feature many kinds of pork, ham and bacon, as well as the world's largest pork rind, as well as an exhibit on the creation of the pork rind.

Live on location

A strange object has been found in the Chumble Flood plain. While summer intern Derek was sent to report on it. However on ride over in the QWERP qwopter Richter Hammockslam decided Derek lacked the psychic fortitude to deal with the object, so he left the Qwopter on auto pilot and repelled down.

Richter examines the object while G-Money and A-Train attempt to get him to describe it. Eventually he opens it up to reveal Nsburg's famous cryptid the Dogeman, who draws him inside.

It's the Arts

In the arts, the Nsburg Pre-Pubescent Boys' Choir (a feeder group for the Men's Primal Scream Therapy Choir) is putting on a staging of the forbidden opera Salome for their Fourth Quarter production. For the Dance of the Seven Veils, they've brought in Farmer Bumper's trained cow, who by coincidence is also named Salome. The opera is running at the Nsburg Arts Centre until December 31st, or the boys' parents find out.

The Nsburg Annual Fourth Quarter Craft Market is going on at the Civic Centre, between PorkCon and PorkAllergyCon. For the discerning buyer, the Nsburg Girl Scouts will carve the likeness of a person of your choice into marble using only AK-47s.