Condoms, Roaches and Fire

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The roaches may be coming for us or they just really hate New Jersey.

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"Sentient cockroaches. They could be... in the walls. Right now."

Date: March 20, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Maya Kramer

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • News Word of the Week: Malheureux
  • McDonald's is being sued by a Chicago woman who says that her son ate a used condom that he found in the play area of a McDonald's.
  • 15 minutes into a Greyhound bus ride out of Atlantic City, an army of cockroaches swarmed out of the bus into the passenger compartment, forcing the bus to pull over and evacuate.
  • A civilian contractor who has been hired to paint US nuclear submarines set a fire (twice) in order to get off work early. The first fire caused four hundred million dollars in damage.

Trivia

  • "Nous sommes malheureux" means "we are unhappy" in French.

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