Carcinogen Cola

If you drink 1000 cans of cola in a day you should probably see a doctor.

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"Don't let this happen to YOU... Slovakia."

Date: March 14, 2012

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Kate Stark

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Skidoos
• North Dallas has an anger room.
• Coke and Pepsi are changing the way they do caramel coloring for their soft drinks, because they way they do it now would require them to label it as a carcinogen.
• Someone on a bus headed to Bulgaria was caught trying to smuggle reptiles.
• Two Slovakian children burned down a Gothic castle when their experiment with smoking went wrong.
• A new program at South by Southwest has turned homeless people into wireless 4G hotspots.
  • Kate and Kathleen Give Horrible Advice

Trivia

• Ron Dewings and new friend Carson O. Genic both appear.
• Graham invokes the old-timey announcer voice he first used in Superman and the Concentrated Light Ray.

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