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What happens when a Call of Duty executive goes way, WAY off script? Insane things. Also stories on Mistwalker, Shelter 2, Shadow of Mordor, and Tiny Death Star.

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Date: October 22, 2014

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

The creator of Call of Duty has some choice advice on forcing public opinion to love you.

Stories

  • Terra Battle is coming to iOS and Android, with a unique marketing strategy.
  • Shelter 2, in which you play as a mother lynx protecting her kittens in winter, has been delayed until 2015.
  • Shadow of Mordor has an HD texture pack for PC. Meanwhile, the Xbox version is still running at 900p.
  • Tiny Death Star has been taken off all app stores, causing great disturbances in the Force.
  • CoD:BlOps writer and director Dave Anthony reveals his secrets for brainwashing customers into loving his game.

Coming Up

If you have $750 and want a two-and-a-half-foot-tall statue of a monster from a game that hasn't even come out yet, well, you can buy that! God only knows why you want to, but who am I to judge, and I dunno what your garden looks like, so eh.

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