Bodily Fluids, Ranked

This week, Feed Dump tries to be uplifting. Well, as uplifting as a show like this can be.

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Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting bears!

Date: May 13, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Serge Yager, Paul Saunders

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• A man from Camberly, England, is rejoicing after solving forty-four years of having a blocked nose because he sneezed out a toy dart that he had stuck up there when he was seven.
• A New Zealand mother who had gotten lost while running on an off-road trail race survived overnight without food or shelter by building herself a berm out of dirt and leaves and drinking her own breast milk for sustenance.
  • Paul's Top Ten Bodily Fluids!
• Police in North Adams, Massachusetts, had to issue a public warning, advising citizens not to attempt to chase bears in the woods while drunk, especially if they are doing so while wielding a rusty hatchet.

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