August 30 2007 AskLRR

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The following is the AskLRR Q+A for the Keytars LRRcast

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AskLRR Answers

Q: Did you guys ever think of another really cool name for the site after it had been established?

A:

  James says jamesiscool.com. But, on a more serious note, they have talked about Penrose
  Tiles. A while after LRR had been established, Paul found this really cool website that
  had this guy that made songs to wear pants to. Then they start considering Google. 

Q: Why, when you live in Canada, do you have your store prices in USD?

A:

  Most of the visitors are Americans, and it's produced in California.

Q: Did you guys ever torture Bill to make him taller?

A:

  No, but they tortured Bill to make him shorter, which didn't work. Alan and Morgan tried
  to make him shorter by kicking him constantly in his knees and shins. It did not work.

Q: Why does Alex wear those cool welding like glasses, as well as the hat?

A:

  It's just the way Alex is.

Q: When will the LoadingReadyLIVE! DVDs be out?

A:

  Soon, as it's been almost a year now (August 30).

Q: Does anyone own any burned games?

A:

  Not for any consoles.

Q: Are you guys happy that you guys have around 30 real fans?

A:

  They are happy with it.

Q: Who does Adam use in Smash?

A:

  A lot of people, and could own you with anyone.

Q: Did you guys see the purepwnage guys at Comic Con?

A:

  Most saw them, and they were at the DivX booth. 

Q: Any soccer fans?

A:

  No, but Paul played soccer as a kid.

Q: What's your favorite DotA character?

A:

  James is a big fan of CM, Morgan likes Sven.

Q: Would you rather be a midget, or a freakishly tall guy?

A:

  Tall. Graham left the room and had to answer this question later.

Q: Would you rather be a white wigger or a black nerd?

A:

  Black nerd. 

Q: Are you from da hood?

A:

  No, but Morgan lived in a part of town that had its own Crips gang, and if they met the
  real Crips, would wet themselves. 

Q: Is Paul hiding something?

A:

  No. 

Q: What's your favorite TV channel?

A:

  BBC, or Channel 4. NBC has Heroes and 30 Rock. Comedy Central has the Daily Show, Colbert
  Report, and South Park. 

Q: Have you ever done drugs?

A:

  Graham and Paul say no, James and Morgan say yes.

Q: How come I never see Bill online on bnet?

A:

  He's off fighting ninjas. He's also changed his name.

Q: Why are you so quiet, Paul?

A:

  Because he's hiding something.

Q: If you were at gunpoint and the shooter says, "I will let you all go if I get to shoot Matt", would you agree?

A:

  James says no if Matt dies, yes if Matt would live. Otherwise, yes.

Q: Would you sell Matt into slavery?

A:

  Yes.

Q: Will Matt ever get a girl?

A:

  He's working on it. He might have a girlfriend right now, which is why he's missing the
  podcast.

Q: Who is the most spoiled out of all of you?

A:

  Matt. He's a complete mama's boy.

Q: Any of you emo? Goth? n00b? A Matt?

A:

  Ash is goth, Matt is Matt. Otherwise, no.

Q: If you can have all of the games in the world, but the catch is you can never get a girlfriend or get laid, would you accept it?

A:

  No.

Q: Has Matt ever had a girlfriend?

A:

  Yes.

Q: How long can Morgan survive before wacking it off?

A:

  Two days. Not a lot.

Q: If you guys conjured a patronus, what animal do you think would appear? And Morgan, you can't say a big dong. And also, Jer, explain to them what a patronus is.

A:

  Jer is absent, so Graham tells them it's from Harry Potter, and it's the animal spirit
  that protects you. Paul says a myna bird, because the myna bird is the thing you don't
  mess with, and no matter how dangerous things are on the screen, nothing ever touches the
  myna bird. Graham says a furry, because it would freak out anyone who's attacking him.
  Morgan likes the lion, because it sits around all day, gets raped by women, and sits
  around until he gets his dinner.

Q: Who let Lavos out of his cage?

A:

  The Baja Men. They also complain about Lavos's comment, which is "Counter to faceless void = blademails."
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