2007 LoadingReadyRun Awards
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Best Picture? Best Foreign Film? Those are boring categories. We deliver the awards that are really important.
Date: March 16, 2007
Editing: Graham Stark
Graphics: Graham Stark
Location: Bill's Place v2.0
And the winners are:
- Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman for Least Arousing Sex Scene in Underworld: Evolution
- Tony Jaa for Outstanding Achievement in Breaksmanship in The Protector
- Splinter for the Edward James Olmos Award for Most Outstanding Use of Edward James Olmos in a Moving Picture.
- Clerks 2 and Big Momma's House 2 for the Sequel See-Saw Award.
- Silent Hill for Outstanding Achievement in Fog.
- V for Vendetta for Awesomely Astounding and Adequately Adroit Alliteration.
- Hugh Jackman for the I'm in Every Movie, appearing in The Fountain, Scoop, Happy Feet, Flushed Away, The Prestige, X-Men: The Last Stand.
- Nicholas Cage for Most Inappropriate Use of a Bear Suit in The Wicker Man.
- Snakes on a Plane for Best One Liner, "Fuck snake, get off my dick".
- The Da Vinci Code for Truth in Movies.
- Casino Royale for Outstanding Achievement in Sympathy Pain.
- Uwe Boll for Lifetime Achievement.
- Tristram Shandy for the Most Levels of Meta Storytelling.
- The graphics and editing took Graham twelve hours to do.
- Use of the clips falls under fair use.
- The greenscreen used for this and other videos is only a few feet wide.
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